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Emily McDowell

Active Bitch Face Mug

$15.00

Our bitch faces are no longer resting. They have been activated. - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving -...

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Emily McDowell

Anniversary Wishes Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Emily McDowell

Awkward Conversation Graduation Card

$4.50

Thank you all for coming to celebrate with me. Now I'd like to discuss my future plans, job prospects, and that internship that didn't really pan out, with each of you, individually, and for a long...

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Emily McDowell

Cat Lady Mug

$15.00

Check out this new version of our Cat Lady mug! Sadly, our beloved orange cat friend is in limited supply but don't despair, a new buddy is here to take her place. - 11oz ceramic...

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Emily McDowell

Complaining About Millennials Birthday Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Emily McDowell

Cooking is Relaxing Magnet

$5.00

A little reminder as you go to the fridge after a long day: Cooking is relaxing. But not as relaxing as lying on the couch and ordering a pizza. I think the Dalai Lama said that. Anyway, this magnet...

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Emily McDowell

Don't Tell Dad Card

$4.50

Mom, everything I know about being awesome, I learned from you. (Don't tell Dad.) Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope...

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Emily McDowell

Emily McDowell Bitch Face Magnet

$5.00

Resting Bitch Face? Please! If we’re making a bitch face, you’ll know it! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36"

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Emily McDowell

Emily McDowell Cat Lady Magnet

$5.00

Cat ladies of the world, unite and take over! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36"

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Emily McDowell Every Great Woman Magnet

$5.00

It's the magnet version of the bestselling card written by Nora McInerny! If you’re lucky enough to have a friend who’s always there for you, celebrate her. - Magnet...

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Emily McDowell F*cks Vending Magnet

$5.00

Well, shit, it looks like you're just about out. - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36"

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Emily McDowell Gift to Humanity Card

$4.50

What says “thank you,” “you are awesome,” “the world is a better place because you’re in it,” and “the human race benefits from your very...

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Emily Mcdowell OMG Pony Gift Bag

$6.00

Keep ‘em guessing! Is there really a pony in this gift bag? Can’t wait to find out! (PS – If you actually get a pony in this bag, please send us a picture!) - Our bags are...

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Emily McDowell Thank You a Million Card

$4.50

For when you want to do some serious thanking. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Emily McDowell

Every Great Woman Card

$4.50

Trapped in a restaurant bathroom trying to figure out how to gracefully exit from a bad first date? Check. Lying awake obsessing over the current state of world affairs? Check. If you’re lucky...

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F*cks Vending Card

$4.50

So this is where we’re at: one lone fuck left, only still there because it’s stuck. We see you. We hear you. We’re with you. - Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Offset...

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Emily McDowell

Five Stars Anniversary Card

$4.50

When you need to let that special someone know, "Hey, actually reviewing you as a person on the internet, that would be creepy as hell...but this? This feels cute and funny, and I love you very much...

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Future of Humanity Baby Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Hard Knocks Empathy Card

$4.50

It never ceases to amaze me how much crap is out there for people to deal with but, honestly, I'm even more amazed by the way they handle themselves in the face of it. This honorary degree is...

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Emily McDowell

Have, Hold & Like Wedding Card

$4.50

The unwritten rule of modern relationships! This is the perfect wedding or engagement card for the social media-loving people in your life. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in...

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Emily McDowell

Highest of Fives Congrats Card

$4.50

Sometimes, you just need to congratulate someone with a high five from a bear that looks like Bela Karolyi. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside.

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Emily McDowell

Kept Going Empathy Foil Card

$4.50

If a card could offer a round of applause each time someone walked into a room, it would be this one. It celebrates the “Keep on Keeping On” spirit that lives within all of us, especially...

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Emily McDowell

Like A Boss Magnet

$5.00

Living like a boss isn't about your bank account, it's about your attitude. But money is cool too. Someday you'll have both; until then, you can have this magnet.

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Emily McDowell

Loving Yourself Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Make This Better Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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No Good Card for This Card

$4.50

Sometimes, things happen that are so tough, so painful, that anything you can do or say on a card seems inadequate. This is a card for those times. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using...

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Emily McDowell

No More Pencils Graduation Card

$4.50

No more pencils, no more books, no more cocktails mixed in a bucket. This graduation card gets at the heart of what really happens once school is over. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card...

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Emily McDowell

Older Wiser Birthday Card

$4.50

Look, not every birthday is a landmark occasion. You turn 16 once, 21 once, 30 once...that's kind of how birthdays work but it doesn't mean you need to grow "older and wiser". That's the beautiful...

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OMG You're Done Congrats Card

$4.50

Whether it's with a degree, a divorce, hiking the Appalachian Trail, chemo, or a really hard pregnancy, they've finally finished. Now it's time to celebrate, and take over the world...

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Patriarchy Magnet

$5.00

Gather your strength however you can. We have a long, long way to go. - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36"

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Patriarchy Refill Mug

$15.00

Gather your strength however you can! We have a long, long way to go. - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving 

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Emily McDowell

Pet Sympathy Soulmate Empathy™ Card

$4.50

Nothing will truly help the person who is going through this, but this card might help them to feel less lonely and sad for just a little bit. And every little bit of feeling better helps. - Blank...

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Emily McDowell

Restaurants Vacations Wedding Card

$4.50

No disrespect to Tex-Mex and Colonial Williamsburg but these are things that need to be discussed before marriage. - Blank inside - A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto...

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Emily McDowell

Smartest Things Anniversary Card

$4.50

- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

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Swiping Winking Rating Anniversary Card

$4.50

There's no shame in online dating or dating apps, sometimes they actually work! I'm equally grateful that our courtship did not involve: serenades, whitewater rafting, the phrase "going dutch," or...

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Taste in Spouses Anniversary Card

$4.50

Having a good marriage starts with having good taste. In people. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside.

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Emily McDowell

Thank You for Showing Up Card

$4.50

When you’re going through a tough time, you never forget the people who are there for you. Thank you notes for parties and birthday presents are nice, but there’s no gift more meaningful...

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Underestimate Us Mug

$15.00

  - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug

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Emily McDowell

Unsolicited Advice Baby Card

$4.50

Anyone who's had kids can tell you: this is the best gift you can give new parents. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside.

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Unwavering Support Card

$4.50

Like midnight slurpee runs… or that one time I went to Burning Man. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally...

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