Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Active Bitch Face Mug $15.00 Our bitch faces are no longer resting. They have been activated. - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving -... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Cat Lady Mug $15.00 Check out this new version of our Cat Lady mug! Sadly, our beloved orange cat friend is in limited supply but don't despair, a new buddy is here to take her place. - 11oz ceramic... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Cooking is Relaxing Magnet $5.00 A little reminder as you go to the fridge after a long day: Cooking is relaxing. But not as relaxing as lying on the couch and ordering a pizza. I think the Dalai Lama said that. Anyway, this magnet... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Definition of Divorce Card $4.50 Even the most pleasant of divorces are still difficult. And unpleasant divorce can be REALLY unpleasant. When it's over, no matter how it ended, this card helps you be a voice of support. Printed on... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Don't Tell Dad Card $4.50 Mom, everything I know about being awesome, I learned from you. (Don't tell Dad.) Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Bitch Face Magnet $5.00 Resting Bitch Face? Please! If we’re making a bitch face, you’ll know it! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Cat Lady Magnet $5.00 Cat ladies of the world, unite and take over! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Here for You Always Card $4.50 When things are really hard, we think the most meaningful thing you can do for someone is to just show up, whatever that looks like. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily Mcdowell OMG Pony Gift Bag $6.00 Keep ‘em guessing! Is there really a pony in this gift bag? Can’t wait to find out! (PS – If you actually get a pony in this bag, please send us a picture!) - Our bags are... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Thank You a Million Card $4.50 For when you want to do some serious thanking. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching kraft envelope Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Every Great Woman Card $4.50 Trapped in a restaurant bathroom trying to figure out how to gracefully exit from a bad first date? Check. Lying awake obsessing over the current state of world affairs? Check. If you’re lucky... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell F*cks Vending Card $4.50 So this is where we’re at: one lone fuck left, only still there because it’s stuck. We see you. We hear you. We’re with you. - Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Offset... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Here for You Always Card $4.50 When things are really hard, we think the most meaningful thing you can do for someone is to just show up, whatever that looks like. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Like A Boss Magnet $5.00 Living like a boss isn't about your bank account, it's about your attitude. But money is cool too. Someday you'll have both; until then, you can have this magnet. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Love Wins Wedding Card $4.50 LOVE WINS! After decades of tireless activism and hard work by many, many people, on June 26, 2015, the United States Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide. This... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No Good Card for This Card $4.50 Sometimes, things happen that are so tough, so painful, that anything you can do or say on a card seems inadequate. This is a card for those times. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No More Pencils Graduation Card $4.50 No more pencils, no more books, no more cocktails mixed in a bucket. This graduation card gets at the heart of what really happens once school is over. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Not Technically Mom Mother's Day Card $4.50 Did someone who wasn't technically your mom have a profound and positive impact on your life? Surprise them on Mother's Day with this card. They might cry. (In a good way.) - Blank inside-... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Patriarchy Magnet $5.00 Gather your strength however you can. We have a long, long way to go. - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Patriarchy Refill Mug $15.00 Gather your strength however you can! We have a long, long way to go. - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Pet Sympathy Soulmate Empathy™ Card $4.50 Nothing will truly help the person who is going through this, but this card might help them to feel less lonely and sad for just a little bit. And every little bit of feeling better helps. - Blank... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Pony Ferrari Pizza Birthday Card $4.50 May you get everything you want for your birthday. Pony, check. Ferrari, check, pizza, check. I mean, what else is there to wish for? A yacht? Now you're just getting greedy. Printed on heavyweight... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Swiping Winking Rating Anniversary Card $4.50 There's no shame in online dating or dating apps, sometimes they actually work! I'm equally grateful that our courtship did not involve: serenades, whitewater rafting, the phrase "going dutch," or... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Taste in Spouses Anniversary Card $4.50 Having a good marriage starts with having good taste. In people. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Thank You for Showing Up Card $4.50 When you’re going through a tough time, you never forget the people who are there for you. Thank you notes for parties and birthday presents are nice, but there’s no gift more meaningful... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Underestimate Us Mug $15.00 - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Wishes For You Both Wedding Card $4.50 Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
