Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Active Bitch Face Mug $15.00 Our bitch faces are no longer resting. They have been activated. - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving -... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Awkward Birthday Card $4.50 So, like, it's someone's birthday and stuff. Whatever. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Cat Lady Mug $15.00 Check out this new version of our Cat Lady mug! Sadly, our beloved orange cat friend is in limited supply but don't despair, a new buddy is here to take her place. - 11oz ceramic... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Don't Tell Dad Card $4.50 Mom, everything I know about being awesome, I learned from you. (Don't tell Dad.) Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Bitch Face Magnet $5.00 Resting Bitch Face? Please! If we’re making a bitch face, you’ll know it! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Cat Lady Magnet $5.00 Cat ladies of the world, unite and take over! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Everything is Fine Canvas Pouch $14.00 We know you’re fine, but this pouch will help you keep it all together just the same. Good for holding Xanax, tissues and mini bottles of vodka. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100%... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell F*cks Vending Magnet $5.00 Well, shit, it looks like you're just about out. - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Five Stars Anniversary Card $4.50 When you need to let that special someone know, "Hey, actually reviewing you as a person on the internet, that would be creepy as hell...but this? This feels cute and funny, and I love you very much... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily Mcdowell Got You A Thing Gift Bag $6.00 Let there be no doubt in your mind, I got you a thing and I hope you dig it. This isn't just an empty bag. That would be really weird. - Our bags are approximately 9.5" (tall) x 8" x 4"- Tissue... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Here for You Always Card $4.50 When things are really hard, we think the most meaningful thing you can do for someone is to just show up, whatever that looks like. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily Mcdowell OMG Pony Gift Bag $6.00 Keep ‘em guessing! Is there really a pony in this gift bag? Can’t wait to find out! (PS – If you actually get a pony in this bag, please send us a picture!) - Our bags are... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Thank You a Million Card $4.50 For when you want to do some serious thanking. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching kraft envelope Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Thank You Check Box Card $4.50 A versatile and sweet thank-you card: check the appropriate box (or more than one!) for the recipient's words, actions, or just their very existence. - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Every Great Woman Card $4.50 Trapped in a restaurant bathroom trying to figure out how to gracefully exit from a bad first date? Check. Lying awake obsessing over the current state of world affairs? Check. If you’re lucky... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Here for You Always Card $4.50 When things are really hard, we think the most meaningful thing you can do for someone is to just show up, whatever that looks like. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Like A Boss Magnet $5.00 Living like a boss isn't about your bank account, it's about your attitude. But money is cool too. Someday you'll have both; until then, you can have this magnet. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Love Wins Wedding Card $4.50 LOVE WINS! After decades of tireless activism and hard work by many, many people, on June 26, 2015, the United States Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide. This... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No Good Card for This Card $4.50 Sometimes, things happen that are so tough, so painful, that anything you can do or say on a card seems inadequate. This is a card for those times. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No More Pencils Graduation Card $4.50 No more pencils, no more books, no more cocktails mixed in a bucket. This graduation card gets at the heart of what really happens once school is over. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Not Technically Mom Mother's Day Card $4.50 Did someone who wasn't technically your mom have a profound and positive impact on your life? Surprise them on Mother's Day with this card. They might cry. (In a good way.) - Blank inside-... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Pet Sympathy Soulmate Empathy™ Card $4.50 Nothing will truly help the person who is going through this, but this card might help them to feel less lonely and sad for just a little bit. And every little bit of feeling better helps. - Blank... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Taste in Spouses Anniversary Card $4.50 Having a good marriage starts with having good taste. In people. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Thank You for Showing Up Card $4.50 When you’re going through a tough time, you never forget the people who are there for you. Thank you notes for parties and birthday presents are nice, but there’s no gift more meaningful... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Underestimate Us Mug $15.00 - 11oz ceramic mug- Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Weak Men Card $4.50 They fucking should be. ENOUGH SAID. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Wishes For You Both Wedding Card $4.50 Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
