Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Awkward Birthday Card $4.50 So, like, it's someone's birthday and stuff. Whatever. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Died of Lemons Empathy Card $4.50 Why is it that when you're sick with a life-threatening disease, so many people feel the need to tell you about someone they know who DIED OF THE THING YOU HAVE? It's crazy how often this happens... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Due Date Checklist Baby Card $4.50 You are going to be a great parent and, seriously, if you're getting stressed about the gender-neutral thing, just go with ducks: the David Bowie of baby patterns. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Cat Lady Magnet $5.00 Cat ladies of the world, unite and take over! - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Every Great Woman Magnet $5.00 It's the magnet version of the bestselling card written by Nora McInerny! If you’re lucky enough to have a friend who’s always there for you, celebrate her. - Magnet... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Everything is Fine Canvas Pouch $14.00 We know you’re fine, but this pouch will help you keep it all together just the same. Good for holding Xanax, tissues and mini bottles of vodka. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100%... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell F*cks Vending Magnet $5.00 Well, shit, it looks like you're just about out. - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Five Stars Anniversary Card $4.50 When you need to let that special someone know, "Hey, actually reviewing you as a person on the internet, that would be creepy as hell...but this? This feels cute and funny, and I love you very much... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Gift to Humanity Card $4.50 What says “thank you,” “you are awesome,” “the world is a better place because you’re in it,” and “the human race benefits from your very... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Gift to Humanity Gift Bag $4.00 - Bags are approximately 9.5" (tall) x 8" x 4"- Tissue paper not included Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily Mcdowell Got You A Thing Gift Bag $6.00 Let there be no doubt in your mind, I got you a thing and I hope you dig it. This isn't just an empty bag. That would be really weird. - Our bags are approximately 9.5" (tall) x 8" x 4"- Tissue... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Great Job Card $4.50 Fact: We all need to hear this way more often, and it always feels good to hear. I guarantee that the person you give this card to will love it. Seriously. Guaranteed. Even if that person is yourself... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Makeup Collector Canvas Pouch $14.00 Wow! You look great! More confident, more self-assured and even though this might sound weird, it looks like you have a better handle on your finances. What’s different about you? Oh! Your... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily Mcdowell OMG Pony Gift Bag $6.00 Keep ‘em guessing! Is there really a pony in this gift bag? Can’t wait to find out! (PS – If you actually get a pony in this bag, please send us a picture!) - Our bags are... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Remaining F*cks Magnet $5.00 (singing softly) “Fucks… in the wind. All we are is fucks in the wind.” - Magnet measures 3.54" x 2.36" Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Thank You a Million Card $4.50 For when you want to do some serious thanking. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching kraft envelope Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Emily McDowell Thank You Check Box Card $4.50 A versatile and sweet thank-you card: check the appropriate box (or more than one!) for the recipient's words, actions, or just their very existence. - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")- Comes with a matching... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Every Great Woman Card $4.50 Trapped in a restaurant bathroom trying to figure out how to gracefully exit from a bad first date? Check. Lying awake obsessing over the current state of world affairs? Check. If you’re lucky... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell F*cks Vending Card $4.50 So this is where we’re at: one lone fuck left, only still there because it’s stuck. We see you. We hear you. We’re with you. - Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Offset... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Freaking Amazing Birthday Card $4.50 When you want to wish a freaking amazing birthday to a freaking amazing friend- this is your card. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks, and paired with a... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Here for You Always Card $4.50 When things are really hard, we think the most meaningful thing you can do for someone is to just show up, whatever that looks like. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Love Wins Wedding Card $4.50 LOVE WINS! After decades of tireless activism and hard work by many, many people, on June 26, 2015, the United States Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage nationwide. This... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No Good Card for This Card $4.50 Sometimes, things happen that are so tough, so painful, that anything you can do or say on a card seems inadequate. This is a card for those times. Printed on heavyweight matte stock using... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell No More Pencils Graduation Card $4.50 No more pencils, no more books, no more cocktails mixed in a bucket. This graduation card gets at the heart of what really happens once school is over. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Pet Sympathy Soulmate Empathy™ Card $4.50 Nothing will truly help the person who is going through this, but this card might help them to feel less lonely and sad for just a little bit. And every little bit of feeling better helps. - Blank... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Taste in Spouses Anniversary Card $4.50 Having a good marriage starts with having good taste. In people. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Thank You for Showing Up Card $4.50 When you’re going through a tough time, you never forget the people who are there for you. Thank you notes for parties and birthday presents are nice, but there’s no gift more meaningful... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Weak Men Card $4.50 They fucking should be. ENOUGH SAID. Single A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell Wishes For You Both Wedding Card $4.50 Printed on heavyweight matte stock using environmentally friendly soy inks, and paired with a matching kraft envelope. Blank inside. Add to Cart Add to Wish list
Add to Wish list Add to Cart Emily McDowell You're the Best Thank You Card $4.50 The results are in and we ‘otter-ly’ believe them to be true. We also checked with everyone to make sure this description was funny, and they also agreed on that. The only problem is that... Add to Cart Add to Wish list
